Sunday, November 16, 2008

Drugs and Giveaways...do NOT mix!

Okay so I have noticed hardly ANYONE is signing up for my Giveaway, and it is very distressing. When anyone else does a Giveaway they had 100's of people and I have like,minus their multiple entries, like 9 people. That is SO sad!! And the really popular bloggy bff's (*cough* Kristina P.) aren't using their blogs to MAKE you all come out of your blog closets and join in the fun!! I LOVE blog stalkers and will likely stalk you too, if we connect!!

So this is what happens when the numbers are so low. While I was ON Ambien, I recorded a few short videos to tell people to get with the program. While the Ambien was working MORE and MORE. So I start getting a wee bit....ummm....loopy. And these were to be my FIRST video of me...and I look like a bum, no makeup or hair even combed, and I sound after the first one or two...kinda drunk. Such BAD first impressions. Plus I HATE my voice, it is SO nasally. My voice is going to scare people away. Yet here I am about to post a few of them. A) to get you to JOIN the Giveaway and B) it could be just me but they are kinda funny...to me anyway, and I think by the last one, I appear totally doped up. This truly IS Ambien Induced by Wendy!! And after viewing these again just now...yeah...I AM certifiable....and a little scared.









16 meaningful meanderings:

Wendyburd1 said...

And remember I AM Mormon so that last video is NOT an insult...just to clarify.

Jillene said...

These videos were SO not for me!! HELLO--I commented and I added your botton to the top of my sidebar where it has remained!! I am a good girl!! I guess that means that i should just win--right?! (0;

Deb said...

you are hysterical. i am sorry... your eyes actually start to cross in that last one.

i love your glasses so much... they almost make me wish i hadn't gotten lasik.

Me (aka Danielle) said...

You are too funny! I commented to get my entry. I know, I'm guilty of not posting about it...but its been a crazy week.

Don't feel bummed though, I got less than 10 entries on my giveaway. I started to get bummed, and then gave up. Giveaways can make you a one hit wonder...People stop by to enter and then return. I would much prefer just my loyal readers.

Annette Anthony said...

You are a funny chicka-dee! I felt bad for you as the videos went on and wanted you to take a nap. SOOOO TIERD. I will do what I can to get others to come and check out your giveaway! I do not have a lot of followers. I have already put it on my sidebar.
I didn't expect many to enter mine. I have had more come vote for who they follow.
Its been fun to meet new people via-BLOGG'N! so I know how you feel.
Although I don't know how people manage more than 20 followers!

Kristina P. said...

I know, I'm a horrible bloggy friend. The truth is, I haven't been posting most giveaways lately, because that's all I would be posting!!! I have so many blog friends doing giveaways, that they would take up all my sidebar, or I would be posting about one a day. I learned that a while ago, when I think I had 4-5 giveaway buttons on my sidebar.

I'm sorry I suck as a bloggy friend. Plus, that makes my chances better! :)

Whitney R said...

I ALSO entered! AND mentioned it!

I'm sorry not a lot of people have come by... wait! no I'm not! Better chance for me!

tiki_lady said...

rofl, slap funny!!! GIVE ME SOME AMBIEN!!! LOL

tiki_lady said...

LOL, you said your giveaway wasn't YOU! It's not me either. We are more alike than we knew.

Don't feel bad. It's a good give away but usually giveaways work when you give something that you love.

I didn't get that many entries for $50!! I mean seriously. It is free money. All they had to do was COMMENT! I figure 50 comments is worth a dollar. but like 180 people or so?? Oh well, I should have just given away an ipod shuffle.

Wendyburd1 said...

Yes Ambien DOES work on Wendy, LOL!

ktmay said...

what the crud? i always miss out on stuff when i take blog breaks. but i gotta do it sometimes. i don't like it, but my life gets hectic. SORRY. i will have to look around and find this giveaway post on your blog...i just scrolled down and saw VIDEOS and was like awesome! i can see what she looks like in action. you are a NUT. i love it. rambling weirdo on sleep meds...let's be FFL...(friends for life)...BFF is so overdone lately, right?

Lee said...

Isn't it completely horrible how you look less and less aware as the videos go by? By the last one you look like you don't even remember why you're talking. Hahaha.

Is it bad that I really hope I win now? I don't know what it is. Probably my crappy few days. I need some luck. xD Anyway, funny videos!

Krissy said...

LOLOLOL .... Dude, Wendy.. I have to tell you THANK YOU for making me laugh for the first time today. LOL I LOVE Ambien induced videos! LOL You should do more of them! :D I'm bad about keeping up with stuff, so I'll go track it down now. Your following I think is bigger than my following, so I can't promise much. :D LOL

Cajoh said...

I'm not much into contests or giveaways (I always seem to win at company picnics though). I also find it hard to get an audience so I feel your pain. I'm now a follower of your blog!

Donna said...

You are so funny and so brave to post those! I noticed that you have really nice teeth! :)

Brigitte said...

So I entered. But I don't do the following thing. Nothing personal - I just don't follow anyone. I like google reader better.

But who won darn it? ME? seriously.... I'm dying to know!

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