5 COOL Things Part 2

I am SO boring, I have done nothing today...so here is Cool Things Part ZWEI (that's 2 in German aka Deutsch!)!!

FIVE COOL PRODUCTS...I think so for different reasons Anyway...Humor ME!

1) Nunzilla - Okay so this is doubly funny for me, cuz the Bishops' wife WAS a nun, but it is just cute and silly, period! It holds a Bible and a ruler, walks, and shoots sparks from it's mouth!! Seriously, how could you not adore this?!
2) MISS Army Knife - for all us ladies who want a knife, but find most of it, well, boring, then look no further! Sure it has a corkscrew, screwdriver, scissors, bottle-opener, knife, ruler, etc. like the normal Swiss Army Knife, but it also contains a perfume bottle, thread and needle, flashlight, mirror and pill box!! It's the best of both worlds!! You know you want one!!
3) Peter Petrie Egg Seperator - Okay I saw this at my friend Weezie's Bridal Shower, and yeah it is kinda gross but funny too, AND it really does work! Her brother asked that his wife bring it, it is such a "thing" between the 2 siblings, both LOVE to cook...and are odd, LOL! You put the egg in Peter and the albumen tastefully drips through the nostrils and into your bowl!! Sick and twisted, but come on!! Funny too!
4) Twirling Spaghetti Fork - please, I know some of you will marvel at the cleverness of this tool. It takes all of the work out of getting the spaghetti firmly in place on your fork. Sure, you still have to lift the fork to your own mouth, but according to the site, they are working on that!! LOL!


5) Fork Chops - it's the cheater's chopsticks! For people like me, who no matter how hard they try to master those bloody chopsticks, it just WON'T happen!! Seriously, I am an ortho with the real deal!! So, for us chopstick-impaired, they invented THESE!! "Sure, your snobby friends will scoff as they use their ordinary chopsticks. But when their butterfly shrimp goes flying across the room, you'll be the one doing the laughing."