Saturday, October 31, 2009

HALLOWEEN Career DON'T'S + Scary Galore!

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Poor Career Choices for Horror Movie Characters

Surviving a horror movie is hard enough without choosing one of these 99.9% fatal professions.

1. Grave Digger. A job that requires you to dig graves. In a cemetrey. Alone.

2. Polar Scientist. "Hey I know - I'll go to the most isolated part of the world. A place where night lasts for 6 months! What a great idea!"

3. Security Guard. If something goes bump in the night, you're the guy who has to check it out.

4. Camp Director. You're an authority figure who bosses teenagers around in the middle of the woods. It's a shock you lived long enough to read this senten-

5. Hooker. Prostitution is so fatal in these movies that hookers rarely even get the courtesy of an on-screen death. The first time we see them is when our grizzled hero cop is scraping them out of several dumpsters.

6. Janitor. Strange. You could've sworn you locked the door to the pool. Why are the lights off? And why does that laughter sound like it's coming from the water?

AND a BUNCH of really spooky movie trailers! Share with your friends!!

The Following trailer's movie scared the crap out of ME!

9 meaningful meanderings:

Sheri said...

Ohhh The Mist was pretty scary! Happy Halloween! :)

Kristina P. said...

I'm watching Lifetim movies today, and they are showing spooky/lame moives all day. It's great.

Izzy said...

Lol that was a good one Happy Halloween ^_^
and I will not pick any of those jobs EVER lol :D

Shauna said...


Lee said...

I think you shouldn't be a hooker ANYWAY.

Happy Halloween!

LadyStyx said...

*laffin* too true!

TeeTee said...

i hope you had a lovely halloween!

mama-face said...

A Hooker! BAHAHAHA. How about the dumb girl who hears a noise and goes off on her own to find out what it is instead of getting out of the joint?

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