Where IS everyone?

Is it JUST me, or does everyone seem to be gone from our bloggy world? So many of my friends I have made on here seem to have...PFOOF...disappeared! I am hoping it is because of the holidays and not because I am so depressing that I have alienated my bloggy BFF's.

I have tried to always be honest in my blogs and write what I feel as I feel it. When I feel funny I try to be humorous, and when I am down, I write that too. I only hope, my friends who read this, that I am not losing you by just being me.

It is Christmas in 4 days, holy crap. I know it will sound like an oxymoron, but December has gone by SO slow for me (stupid brain), yet at the same time SO fast. Hello, Christmas Eve is in 3 days!!I can only hope ( I swear I will hurt them) the fam loves their Gift From the Heart. It was so much typing and uploading...and expensive (oh how I want to veto G.F.T.H. for next year!!), that if someone looks at it like....ohhh umm cute, I will lunge at them and beat them with gleeful abandon. Oh yes I will. They will know the wrath that is Wendy.

I swear HALF the cookies are already gone! Someone even ate MY tree cookie. It turned out all freaky kinda like a Nightmare Before Christmas tree and I iced it with 4 different cookies and showed the whole FAMILY, and no it is GONE, and they all swear "oh it was NOT me"...except that is impossible, it HAD to be one of them. Last year I even made a cookie with a big "W" on it, I am the ONLY W in the house...yeah....my Dad ate it. Ohhhhh I thought it was an M...um Ken, you are not an M, and no it was not for our LAST name and you KNEW it!! Cookie thieves!!

I admit it, I am looking forward to presents, sue me. I really really want the dvd's that were on my list and I refrained from buying or renting this WHOLE time...and I am SO curious. yes curiousity killed the cat. But hopefully you all know the second part, they fail to tell you. Satifaction brought it BACK!!!

Here is a Bob Rivers Take on Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire...you must listen to the WHOLE thing, it is funny in a Twisted Christmas sort of way. No swears no worries!